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These funny facts may not be facts at all.
We believe these facts to be true, we also believe in Santa Claus.
We therefore take no responsibility for your actions if you act on one of our facts.

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Death is hereditary.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

Smoking is a dying art.

The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.
(attributed to George W Bush Jr.)

You never know what real happiness is until you get married, and then it is too late.

Marriage is a very expensive way to get your laundry done.

The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.

All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

No amount of advance planning will ever replace dumb luck.

When you hear someone uttering Oh-Oh while flushing the toilet, it is already too late.
Weird True Facts

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products.

*from roughoat.com XD..

OMMMMMG Thank god im right handed LOL

I can sneeze with my eyes open!

I sneeze with my eyes open all the time. misinformed much