I could see this being made into a song, with the rules at the top being 'broadcasted' over a loudspeaker, and MASTER being back-up vocals.

The format looks like it could fit music really well and maybe work as sort of an introductory track on an album. Short and sweet, but setting the mood for the rest of the music.

Great stuff though, excellent topic and implementation. Love how you wrote around the idea of the 'master' and narrator conversating.

5/5 :D