Funny kid quotes

God Said: "Let there be light."
devil said "say please"

by nickole ( P )
at 2009-05-15

rating: 4.2
votes: 12

Hey baby did you
Just break wind cause
You're blowing me away. =]

by Nikkii babyy xox
at 2009-04-27

rating: 2.2
votes: 4

Wife's definition of retirement: Twice as much husband on half as much pay.

by Cinderella In Love
at 2009-04-27

rating: 5.0
votes: 3

Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

by Cinderella In Love
at 2009-04-27

rating: 5.0
votes: 2

Love...
Kiss...
Embrace...
and...
clean their diapers your kid stinks!

by KemistryKia ( F P C D )
at 2009-03-28

rating: 3.8
votes: 4

I am only a teacher so I can read about pirates all day long.
-Ashleigh

by HailSatanJesusLoveMetal ( F C D )
at 2009-03-22

rating: 0.0
votes: 0

Fuzzy Wuzzy waz a bear...Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair...Fuzzy Wuzzy wazn't fuzzy wuzzy (waz he)

by DeathsRose ( F D )
at 2009-03-10

rating: 2.3
votes: 3

Canned Bread: Greatest Thing Since Sliced!

- Squidward

by the Raven ( F P C D )
at 2009-02-13

rating: 3.7
votes: 3

When life gives you lemon, squeeze them!

by Mishy
at 2009-02-09

rating: 4.8
votes: 12

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat

by Cinderella In Love
at 2009-01-20

rating: 3.7
votes: 6