Funny kid quotes

"Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them."

by Cinderella In Love
at 2009-01-20

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The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them.

by Cinderella In Love
at 2009-01-20

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Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas

by Cinderella In Love
at 2009-01-20

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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent

by Cinderella In Love
at 2009-01-20

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I rock,
Guitar hero told me so xD

by desiree
at 2009-01-18

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Have you ever noticed that STUDYING is STUDENT and DYING put together? :]]

by xX the left behind Xx ( F C )
at 2009-01-04

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My best life experience was when i was in my mother's womb. There i could tell her what to eat, drink and wear.

by chrystalyn ( P )
at 2008-12-16

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It takes a thief to catch a thief. Please don't ask me how i know this!

by chrystalyn ( P )
at 2008-12-16

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Life would suck as a toilet!

by j r harris
at 2008-12-01

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What happens when a nail is in a bar??

he gets "hammered" bahahaha.

by beautiful dreamer ( F P C )
at 2008-11-10

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