Its shiny. by video game rules, it must be important.
He he ha ha he ha
Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a forest?
no?
seems he's hiding well
Pls read
ku ka ki ku ku
ka ku ki ka ku
ki ka ku ka ki
ka ki ku ka ki
ku ku ka ku ka
ki ka ka ku ka
congratulations!
you have succesfully learned the monkey language, come and claim your banana.....
You can't have your cake and eat it too,
but you can have your cake and eat someone else's cake too, and that's kind of better anways lol
(MOM TRYING TO TEACH CHILD MATH): You're holding thirty dollars. Can you take thirty dollars out of that?
(CHILD): No.
(MOM): Yes you can.
(CHILD): No I cant.
(MOM): Why not?
(CHILD): Cuz then i wont have any left!
Hotpockets are from hell.
Not mine...Something my science teacher said to me though.
Inside the biggest, harriest man, theres a little boy asking, "What do I do now?"
---From the Novel, I Never Promised You a Rose Garden
My son refers to farts as "food ghosts".
Mum's Rules:
I cook it.
You eat it.
I buy it.
You wear it.
I wash it.
You put it away.
I clean it.
You keep it clean.
I say bedtime.
You say goodnight.
I say off the phone.
You hang up.
I say you don't ask why,
Because I'm the Mum.
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