A feather duck went ove to a rubber duck:What happened to you?
The rubber duck said without moving: I had plastic surgery!
Girls are like phones.
They love to be held and talked to.
But if you press the wrong buttons,
You will be disconnected.
Student: mr.!! can i use the bathroom
teacher: are you sure you wanna use the bathroom or you just wanna see someone?
student: no mr. this is for real pee!!
lol ((have you ever pee'd fake pee??))
C'mon dumb dumb!!
do something unintelligent!
I'm pissed off!
Well hey it's better then being pissed on :)
The monkey stole a frying pan,
The monkey stole a door.
The door was off the lion's cage.
The monkey stole no more...
Q:What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken?
A: Brown chicken, brown cow. (You'll only get the joke if you read the answer really fast.)lol.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed & miss the floor...
Want to Know what my favorte thing about Gummy Worms is????......................
They Cant squrim back up your throat after you swallow them!!
YUMMMMMMM©
You know how grandmothers, old aunts, etc. use to come up to you at weddings, poking you in the ribs & cackling, ''You're next!'' One way to stop them from heckling you further is to start doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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