Funny quotes about life

My pillow case is like a wish, it allways seems to dissapear right when you think you've got it in reach

by sierra
at 2008-07-04

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Color outside the lines, life is more intersting that way

by Anna
at 2008-07-02

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There's nothing more heartwarming than a little baby peeing all over you

by Linda Leavers ( F P )
at 2008-07-02

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I saved the planet yesterday, and know i am wasting paper towels on my hands... >]

by GURL INT3RRUPT3D ( F P C D )
at 2008-07-02

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Drama,Lies,Gossip,Tears
Welcome to the teenage years!! x

by haydn
at 2008-07-02

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Kids in the backseat cause accidents...
accidents in the back seat cause kids

by Summer
at 2008-06-29

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Kinky is using a feather. . .Perverted is using the whole chicken.


-on a shirt

by Babs the Ripper
at 2008-06-28

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You know you're a band geek when having people help dress and undress isn't even remotely sexually simulating

by classic imitation
at 2008-06-28

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You wanna get on my level? you cant get on my level, you'll need a space shuttle or a ladder thats forever

by Chris Gross ( F )
at 2008-06-27

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Cigarettes are like Wolves.
One won't kill you, but a few packs might.

by * Blutonium Boy * ( F D )
at 2008-06-27

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