Funny quotes about life

Best friends: We are the type of ppl who laugh at a joke 3 times...Once when it's told..... the second time when they explain it....and (five minutes later) when we finally get it.....

by PorVida
at 2009-11-05

rating: 4.7
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Well Behaved Women Rarley Make History.

by ChelCBayB
at 2009-10-30

rating: 4.4
votes: 7


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That ain't no etch-a-sketch.
That's one doodle that can't be undid homeskillet.
-Juno

by Mess Of A Dreamer ( F )
at 2009-10-28

rating: 4.7
votes: 3


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Now is my new hour of stress,
Minutes ticking forth a mess!

by MariAnn McMahon
at 2009-10-23

rating: 4.0
votes: 2


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My signature line:
"I gotta pee".
You have to be in study hall with me Keligh, Brennan, nd Court to understand this. lol

by Corikat
at 2009-10-16

rating: 3.2
votes: 4


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Friend: is there a way to have a hangover without drinking or doing drugs?
me: yea, it's called being pregnant..
friend: oh, crap...

*actual conv with my friend (who's a girl). thought it was funny*

by Svandyke ( F P C )
at 2009-10-14

rating: 5.0
votes: 5


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Don't run into stop signs they slow you down in life

by VeinsofHate
at 2009-10-12

rating: 4.4
votes: 5


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Don't run into stop signs they slow you down in life

by VeinsofHate
at 2009-10-03

rating: 4.0
votes: 4


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Im not one of those freaks,
who write quotes about suicide.
because i dont know about you..
but I dont want to die.

by Jessica Nicole wood ( F )
at 2009-09-30

rating: 3.2
votes: 8


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Remember when you went to sleep as a kid and mommy kissed you goodnight? Ever wonder if she just got done giving daddy a blow job? You do now.

by MelindaJoy ( F P C )
at 2009-09-28

rating: 3.9
votes: 8


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