Funny quotes about life

I'm like mom please don't blame it on me
i got my bad habits from
you, dad, and aunt steve
-im awesome

by Gud f0R N0thiN ( F )
at 2010-03-09

rating: 1.0
votes: 2

"In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and has been widely regarded as a 'bad move'".

by Kuro ( F P C D )
at 2010-03-06

rating: 5.0
votes: 1

DHL - Deliver Halfway Lost.

LOL.

by SRI ( P D )
at 2010-03-04

rating: 5.0
votes: 2

What would your perfect day look like?
--going thru the day without using my ak

by L00kiNG F0R L0St L0VE ( F )
at 2010-03-02

rating: 0.0
votes: 0

15 minutes into lecture and 3 pages of notes later, he says "wait, let me start over"

by L00kiNG F0R L0St L0VE ( F )
at 2010-02-23

rating: 5.0
votes: 2

I wish i knew what he was talking about without being critisized for not having a phD

by L00kiNG F0R L0St L0VE ( F )
at 2010-02-23

rating: 5.0
votes: 1

Walking in the shopping centre,
We saw this dull looking COUPLE.

Friend: Aww look emo love!
[Both of us,'AWWWWW']
Me: Wait.. And their still EMO?!

by SRI ( P D )
at 2010-02-20

rating: 4.7
votes: 3

Live life free; live like me!

by PuRpLeSqUiD
at 2010-02-12

rating: 0.0
votes: 0

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

by L00kiNG F0R L0St L0VE ( F )
at 2010-02-08

rating: 5.0
votes: 1

People say when life hands you lemons you make lemon aide but i say when life hands you lemons you squeeze the juice in someones eyes and point and laugh while they roll around in pain

by Hopeless Romantic ( F )
at 2010-02-06

rating: 4.0
votes: 5