Best friends: We are the type of ppl who laugh at a joke 3 times...Once when it's told..... the second time when they explain it....and (five minutes later) when we finally get it.....
Well Behaved Women Rarley Make History.
That ain't no etch-a-sketch.
That's one doodle that can't be undid homeskillet.
-Juno
Now is my new hour of stress,
Minutes ticking forth a mess!
My signature line:
"I gotta pee".
You have to be in study hall with me Keligh, Brennan, nd Court to understand this. lol
Friend: is there a way to have a hangover without drinking or doing drugs?
me: yea, it's called being pregnant..
friend: oh, crap...
*actual conv with my friend (who's a girl). thought it was funny*
Don't run into stop signs they slow you down in life
Don't run into stop signs they slow you down in life
Im not one of those freaks,
who write quotes about suicide.
because i dont know about you..
but I dont want to die.
Remember when you went to sleep as a kid and mommy kissed you goodnight? Ever wonder if she just got done giving daddy a blow job? You do now.
A POETRY COMMUNITY
POEMS