Funny quotes about life

Turn off the logo's, clear all add's, if no logo was an add. clear that as well. Let me see the skies, moon and stars from my town.

by Ole Carsten ( F P C )
at 2012-01-31

rating: 0.0
votes: 0

If I have to smack a lions ass
Just so I can feel like I'm living life
I'll smack both cheeks :)

by Ricky
at 2012-01-31

rating: 5.0
votes: 1

If life is like a box of chocolates
Mine must have been left out in the sun

m. ernst 2012

by mike ernst
at 2012-01-30

rating: 5.0
votes: 2

Of all the things i have ever lost
I miss my mind the most

by mike ernst
at 2012-01-29

rating: 5.0
votes: 1

If you see light at the end of the tunnel
Be careful it may just be a train

m. ernst 1992

by mike ernst
at 2012-01-29

rating: 0.0
votes: 0

A child's prayer:
"Dear God, this year please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy's computer. Amen"

by desertsorrow
at 2012-01-29

rating: 5.0
votes: 1

Just because I can't give something up means I am addicted to it nor I love it. I just don't want some inferior to have it...

by Keeper of the Gates
at 2012-01-27

rating: 0.0
votes: 0

Ya, I know... Life sucks. But we all get over it in the end, don't we?

by Danielle
at 2012-01-24

rating: 5.0
votes: 1

Awkard moment when you send your mum a long text...and her reply is "ok"... wtf :)

by Holly
at 2012-01-22

rating: 0.0
votes: 0

When the muse turns bad....the shit hits the fan.

by Mads Avnboeg ( P )
at 2012-01-18

rating: 0.0
votes: 0