Funny quotes about life

That's why no one should disturb my brother when he's cooking. You never know when he'll turn around, chop you up and put you in there as well....

-Crazy

by rainbow wrapped oblivion ( P )
at 2009-11-20

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

by Jessa ( F C D )
at 2009-11-18

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A blunt a day keeps the stress away! :D

by MischieviousMya ( F P C D )
at 2009-11-18

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I love all of God's creatures, I just like some of them better stuffed.

by Aly in Wonderland ( P )
at 2009-11-15

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When lifes a betch, tell it to go lay down by its bowl.

by KyLIE
at 2009-11-09

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Best friends: We are the type of ppl who laugh at a joke 3 times...Once when it's told..... the second time when they explain it....and (five minutes later) when we finally get it.....

by PorVida
at 2009-11-05

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Well Behaved Women Rarley Make History.

by ChelCBayB
at 2009-10-30

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That ain't no etch-a-sketch.
That's one doodle that can't be undid homeskillet.
-Juno

by Mess Of A Dreamer ( F )
at 2009-10-28

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Now is my new hour of stress,
Minutes ticking forth a mess!

by MariAnn McMahon
at 2009-10-23

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My signature line:
"I gotta pee".
You have to be in study hall with me Keligh, Brennan, nd Court to understand this. lol

by Corikat
at 2009-10-16

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