I'm like mom please don't blame it on me
i got my bad habits from
you, dad, and aunt steve
-im awesome
"In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and has been widely regarded as a 'bad move'".
DHL - Deliver Halfway Lost.
LOL.
What would your perfect day look like?
--going thru the day without using my ak
15 minutes into lecture and 3 pages of notes later, he says "wait, let me start over"
I wish i knew what he was talking about without being critisized for not having a phD
Walking in the shopping centre,
We saw this dull looking COUPLE.
Friend: Aww look emo love!
[Both of us,'AWWWWW']
Me: Wait.. And their still EMO?!
Live life free; live like me!
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
People say when life hands you lemons you make lemon aide but i say when life hands you lemons you squeeze the juice in someones eyes and point and laugh while they roll around in pain
A POETRY COMMUNITY
POEMS