Funny Quotes About Life

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  • In my life the PLAYERS change but the GAME alwayz satys the SAME!

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  • Never fight an ugly person they've have nothing to loose

    by Kelly
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  • Trust in the Lord with all your heart but lock your car door

    -my friend scott

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  • When life hands you lemons....shove them in someones eyes and run!!!

    by JC
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  • Its better to keep your mouth shut and look stupid then to open it and prove it!

    by Lara
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  • I don't even have to try to be a smart ass any more; it just comes natural.

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  • A good friend is like a good bra! close to your heart and gives you support

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  • Live life like you never were going to die....

    by megan
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  • Maybe, just once, someone will call me ma'm with out adding your making a scene

    by jaimie
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  • If u think that no one cares that u are alive try missing few car payments

    by jaimie
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