Funny Quotes About Life

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  • "I'm not blind...I just couldn't see it"

    by Kat
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  • "It's no wonder people who are the sign of the "TAURUS" are stubborn all the time..." It's because they are all full of "BullS__t"...

    Sempiternal~Enduring;Everlasting ©

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  • Im lost. Can you help me find me? If you find me, tell me where I am. I know where you are. You're at your computer. Aren't I smart? I bet you think you know where I am. Right now, I'm at my computer typing this, but that was before. Now i'm lost.

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  • Life is like a box of chocolates, too much of it makes you sick.

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  • "He who laughs last thinks slowest"

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  • Sleep is just for sluÏ„s who want a valid reason to get into bed with themselves.

    ~Me

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  • Life SUCKS....
    and it leaves some mean HICKIES!

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  • I sat on my roof pondering all the things going on in my life. I was enjoying the cool breeze and the birds song. When all of a sudden I realised I was affraid of heights and then all I could do is hope my mom got home soon.

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  • When we were young they said we had cooties,
    now we can't even walk past them,
    without them grabbing our booties

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  • To be Old and Wise;First you have to be young and stupid!

    by Brianna
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