IF U WERE IN A DESSERT WEARING A JACKET AND PANTS WOULD U TAKE OFF UR PANTS AND JACK IT?

[SAY IT SLOWLY AND THINK ABOUT IT]

Me and my little cousin was walking down a hospital hall and she saw a sign that said ICU and she grabbed onto my leg i said whats wrong and she said that sign said I C U she thought that someone was watching her

U think my life sucks, listen to yours
Ur boyfriend is a tw*t
I'm sorry but ur fat
Ur a whor* and nothing more
I'm sorry but that's that.

"I REALLY regret opening my mouth & talking to you"

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Mexican word of da day -"ChiNOS"

My MOM thiNkS "ChiNOS" EVERythiN, bUt "ChiNOS" NOthiNG.!

Take my advice...and dont listen to a word i say

Sanity called, i hung up and blocked his number.

Don't run into stop signs they slow you down in life

"Every day there's sad news and bad news, but each day itself is glad news".