There is a thin line between insanity and reality.... and guess what.... i just eraced it....

Auther: unknown

A heart is not a thing. a heart is not a toy. but if you want it broken, give it to a boy.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!

Catch your breath,
pinch your wirst,
yeah it's true,
i do exist

"Life was so much simpler when your biggest priority was the [m o n s t e r] in your closet."

You Can Kiss A Fool
A Fool Can Kiss You
Just Make Sure The Kiss Dont Fool You

"I tried to go back in time by once by changing my watch...
... It just made me late for everything."

When life gives yOu lemOns, make grapejuice, then lean back while the whOle wOrld wOnders hOw yOu did it...

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell "MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN LEMONADE!"

Life is like a broken vacuum it sucks badly!