Funny quotes about life

What in the world is a SPROCKET?
Im talking to a guy and he keeps talking about a SPROCKET.! whats a sprocket! tell me plz

by Black Heart Still Beating ( F P )
at 2009-09-19

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, and what does kill you....eh let it.

by Lexi
at 2009-09-16

rating: 3.0
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My gf was baby sitting some children and i overheard her comment and i quote "Ask them what they want to eat, but tell them to ask for something that doesn't require me getting up to prepare it. HAHAHA I could not stop myself from laughing!

by brokenturtle
at 2009-09-16

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**from my dad**

When i get my pet camel im going to teach it a trick. Its going to learn how to swallow, not spit!

by Composed Catastrophe ( F P C D )
at 2009-09-14

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Randomness is in the Eye of the Wacked and Insane.

by Sharibot
at 2009-09-13

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I just took a crap so big it could fill the hole in the o zone layer

by Mariah
at 2009-09-13

rating: 3.0
votes: 2


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Sometimes monkey throw poo so be ready to dodge.

by Ralfy
at 2009-09-11

rating: 1.0
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Brunettes have more fun.

by Caramel Bliss ( F P C D )
at 2009-09-11

rating: 3.0
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I wish my lawn mower was emo, so it would cut itself

by imyours4now ( F C D )
at 2009-09-09

rating: 3.2
votes: 9


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LIFE IS LIKE CHEESE, IT SOUNDS GOOD WHEN YOU SAYING IT.

by Give Peace A Chance ( C )
at 2009-09-07

rating: 4.0
votes: 3


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