Funny quotes about life

Hey if I hadnt of killed him he woulda died at the hands of a murderer

by BlackHeartStillBeating ( F P )
at 2009-09-07

rating: 4.3
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The person smiling when something's gone wrong has found somebody else to blame.

by alienbaby
at 2009-09-03

rating: 4.3
votes: 6


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~ Only you can make choices in your life......Everyone else is just there to laugh as you make bad ones. ~

by AngelsTears
at 2009-08-24

rating: 5.0
votes: 4


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Whenever i have a problem i think. "what would Chuck Norris do?"

by Amelia ( F P C D )
at 2009-08-22

rating: 4.5
votes: 4


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I can only please one person a day...2day is not ur day...2morrow doesnt look good either

by melissa
at 2009-08-20

rating: 5.0
votes: 4


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Don't be me.
You could be a one eyed elephant
with a peg leg and/or insane with
an obsession for buttons shaped
like triangles...
but don't be me.

by Cherish in Wonderland ( F P C D )
at 2009-08-18

rating: 4.0
votes: 5


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What you gonna lose if you smile when you read this quote ????

by siham ( C )
at 2009-08-18

rating: 4.0
votes: 8


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Everything's personal, if you're a person.

by TwistedThoughtsXx
at 2009-08-16

rating: 2.8
votes: 4


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If you're ever feeling down about yourself,like you can't do anything right,just remember;
you were once the fastest,strongest,most victorious sperm out of millions!

by TwistedThoughtsXx
at 2009-08-12

rating: 5.0
votes: 17


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If you're gonna be two-faced,Honey at least make one of them pretty!

by Karissa
at 2009-08-11

rating: 4.9
votes: 9


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