Funny quotes about life

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

by deity ( F )
at 2009-08-11

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"Dogs never bite me. Just humans."
-Marilyn Monroe

by LiTtLeGiRlSCaNDrEaM
at 2009-08-10

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Girl's are superheroe's.
Who else could bleed for a week and not die?

by TwistedThoughtsXx
at 2009-08-10

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I am very good in bed, I can sleep all day.

by maya
at 2009-08-08

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Kids in the back seat don't cause accidents, accidents in the back seat
causes kids!! :-P

by imyours4now ( F C D )
at 2009-08-08

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A grad card i got, thought it was funny:

A wise man once said that "money is the root of all evil." But an even wiser man said, "NO money really sucks."

agreed. :)

by Sandra
at 2009-08-07

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Not all flowers can mean love, but a rose did.
Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus did.
Not every retard can read, but look at you go! =]

by Aly in Wonderland ( P )
at 2009-07-29

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Hun im rated xxxx ;D

by LOrii Baybee ( F P C )
at 2009-07-25

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Do you think you're in a position to give me advice on life? You barely know how to live yours.

by Caramel Bliss ( F P C D )
at 2009-07-17

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Fake girls have six packs.
real girls, well they drink them.

by Amandaa ( F )
at 2009-07-16

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