When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
"Dogs never bite me. Just humans."
-Marilyn Monroe
Girl's are superheroe's.
Who else could bleed for a week and not die?
I am very good in bed, I can sleep all day.
Kids in the back seat don't cause accidents, accidents in the back seat
causes kids!! :-P
A grad card i got, thought it was funny:
A wise man once said that "money is the root of all evil." But an even wiser man said, "NO money really sucks."
agreed. :)
Not all flowers can mean love, but a rose did.
Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus did.
Not every retard can read, but look at you go! =]
Hun im rated xxxx ;D
Do you think you're in a position to give me advice on life? You barely know how to live yours.
Fake girls have six packs.
real girls, well they drink them.
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