I'm in shape.....round is a shape

PMS-

Putting up with Men's Shit

Life is like a roller coaster, you can scream all you want but you can't leave until it's over.

- Eva Catherine

When you die you lose the most important part of your life!

Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run....he hates that

Don't tell me the sky is the limit...
when there are footprints on the moon ♥

MoViE sTaRs WaLk On ThE rEd CaRpEt
I wAlK oN tOiLeT PaPeR cUz Im ThE SHIT!!!

I lost 10 pounds, but don't worry, I found it again.

Sometimes It's Better To Keep Your Mouth Shut, And To Seem Stupid... Then To Open It And Remove All Doubt!

Cocaine is gods way in saying you have to much money
-robin williams