Funny Quotes About Life

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  • The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Has Been Switched Off, Due To Cost Reductions, Sorry For Any Inconvenience...

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  • "You have stated clearly that you have been wanting to off yourself for quite a while now...If I hear it from you one more time I'm going to do it for you"

    Sempiternal~Enduring;Everlasting ©

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  • Silence is golden,
    but ducted tape is silver.

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  • First rule of killing, shoot them before they shoot you.

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  • "Time can't be tampered with. But setting your parents clock an hour behind can't hurt."

    by Britt
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  • Whos all sittin in class boaed outta your mind listen to the teacher talk about somethin you've been doin your whole life!!!!!!

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  • If you run from your problems, you'll trip and fall on your ass.

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  • Never knock on deaths door
    ring the doorbell and run...
    he hates that.

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  • God screwed up
    And then got really smart......
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    And made women

    by mer
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  • Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

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