Funny quotes about life

Every second we waste laughing at each other is no second wasted at all. Happiness is not knowing the bucket's behind you.

by Unlucky Sun ( F P C D )
at 2009-04-02

rating: 5.0
votes: 3


Rate this quote : 1 2 3 4 5   

Doc ive been feeling a little paranoid!

I know!

Really?? How?

ohh...you parents, friends, and co-workers all told me

by just another guy ( F P )
at 2009-03-31

rating: 1.7
votes: 3


Rate this quote : 1 2 3 4 5   

SHIN: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

by JENNI ( F C D )
at 2009-03-30

rating: 3.7
votes: 9


Rate this quote : 1 2 3 4 5   

Secrects
are like feet
in a pair of high heels
thier bond
to come out

by KemistryKia ( F P C D )
at 2009-03-28

rating: 3.2
votes: 5


Rate this quote : 1 2 3 4 5   

You can never wake up dead, but falling asleep alive is impossible too

by Paul Delta nte ( F )
at 2009-03-25

rating: 3.5
votes: 4


Rate this quote : 1 2 3 4 5   

Some people give me a weird look and ask "Are you high on crack?". I say "Pfft, crack kills... Peace, love and pot!"

by Tony
at 2009-03-24

rating: 4.0
votes: 11


Rate this quote : 1 2 3 4 5   

I think I need to go to bed, the voices in my head are yelling at me.

by Katie ( F P C )
at 2009-03-22

rating: 3.5
votes: 4


Rate this quote : 1 2 3 4 5   

There's probably a point when it's disrespectual to say "I told you so", but...
I did told you so.

by HailSatanJesusLoveMetal ( F C D )
at 2009-03-22

rating: 2.0
votes: 1


Rate this quote : 1 2 3 4 5   

"Well he certainly whines like a real director."
-from Urban Legends 2: Final Cut

by HailSatanJesusLoveMetal ( F C D )
at 2009-03-22

rating: 0.0
votes: 0


Rate this quote : 1 2 3 4 5   

I've qOt a motherfkinq heart of a player && mind of a quy ; lead em' on & ditch em' & niqqa i nevah miss em' ; ]

by Ashley ( F C )
at 2009-03-21

rating: 3.0
votes: 2


Rate this quote : 1 2 3 4 5   


<< < 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 > >>