Funny quotes about life

Cocaine is gods way in saying you have to much money
-robin williams

by brittany
at 2006-03-15

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Mom always says if they jumped off the bridge would you do it to? and i always reply psh no i'd be the one who came up with the idea!

by Jenny ( F )
at 2006-10-12

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Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.

by JESSIE
at 2006-04-14

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A good friend is like a good bra! close to your heart and gives you support

by Daisy duke
at 2006-06-18

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Really, it is the honest ones you should be worried about be cause you never know when an honest person will do something incredibly dishonest but the dishonest ones you can always trust to be dishonest...honestly

by Kei
at 2006-07-16

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Don't follow in my footsteps...I run into walls.

by sammycakes ( F P C D )
at 2006-07-18

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You want to know the hardest thing
about summer? not falling in love &
wondering if it will last..no, it's
putting on a bra over a sunburn.

by modern*day*barbie ( F )
at 2007-08-10

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Microsoft:
You've got questions?
We've got dancing paperclips

by modern*day*barbie ( F )
at 2007-09-26

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Shit happens. Cause without it, life would be quite uncomfortable.

by the simple girl ( F C D )
at 2007-10-08

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WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?



Both don't want any more kids.

-- Lori, age 8

by Composed Catastrophe ( F P C D )
at 2009-03-14

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