If your afraid of heights...

don't climb a ladder you dummy

Everyone brings happiness into this room
Some by entering
Some by leaving.

I owe my success to listening respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.

*Something I said to my friend when she was going nuts about things*

If you're going to panic, panic constructively!

.......and quietly come to think of it, possibly over there.

**yeah i know it probably wasnt the most constructive thing**

We so hot we make fire stop, drop, and roll

I live for the nights i'lll never remember with the friends i'll never forget

^^ahh those summer nights!!

It's better to not say anything, have have people think your an idiot, then to say something to prove it

Mom have you seen the peanutbutter ? (mom) check the bathroom

Lifes a b-tch that deserves to get pimp slapped

Some things are just so amazing that
You wanna SQEEZE them...
Just to see what happens