What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Never fight with a pig...you get dirty ..and the pig likes it

I'm the kind of person who would go up to a little kid and say "Each day you die a little more" with a smile on my face.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Some people where there halos to tight

((quote out of a book ^-^))

When I talk, everybody listens. And dies.

When life throws you lemons.....squirt them into the eyes of your enemies!!!

God must love stupid people,
he's made so many

"The quickest way to a guy's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs..."

~Anita Blake

Is that me talking bout me, or you talking on my behalf