Funny Quotes About Life

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  • You can stop taking the solvents now

    by neo
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  • Love your neighbor, Screw your pool boy...

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  • If practice makes perfect and nobody is perfect, then why practice?

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  • Boyz are like purses they are cute, full of crap, and replacable!!!

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  • LIFE IS NOT BURGER KING...YOU CAN'T ALWAYS HAVE IT YOUR WAY...LOL

    by REESEY
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  • "I may be bisexual, but you need to stop rubbing up on me like that!"

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  • In a world where darkness and evil roam free, only one thing can save us...

    FRUIT LOOPS!

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  • Silence may be golden, But witty remarks are platinum.

    by Jenna
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  • Mirrors don't talk, and lucky for you they don't laugh...

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  • If the world was upside down everyone would be falling

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