**some argument in writing comp.** |
"Life,is about getting old; |
I went into Gus'es artificial organ and taco stand, said, "Give me a bladder por favor." |
Girls who take steroids can't have kids. It messes them up, and makes it impossible. Plus, they're not the best looking things in the world. |
I saw this girl... And she obviously didn't shave her pits. I mean, man, it was like a jungle. Imagine when she sweats? She could just ring it out. "What Timmy? You're thristy? Come here. Save some for the cat." |
I'm a great lover, I'll bet. |
I hate it when people tell me so-and-so is so-and-so spelled backwards. I really don't care. It's not like I'm going to be writing something then say "Wait.. What if someone wants to read this looking in a mirror". |
I'm always right! One time I thought I was wrong, but I was wrong.. |
I'd hit that. What? Oh when I said I'd hit that I meant with my car! |
**from my dad** |