Funny quotes about life

When life throws u lemons squirt them in your enemies eyes and laugh

by x0xBrokenBabyx0x ( F P )
at 2007-04-19

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You set me out in the rain at night. Then you closed the door, I looked in the window just to have you open the door. When I came back in, your smile was bright. and you said to me that no matter what, you would always be my bright light

by Ella James
at 2007-04-04

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Specialness is heretic

by Linden ( F )
at 2007-05-21

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"Fear is only fearful when there isn't money involved."

by AnimeGothFreak ( F )
at 2007-09-03

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Life sucks
[[And it leaves some nasty hickeys]]

by Amanda ( F P )
at 2007-08-26

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NINJAGIRLS LIST OF THINGS TO DO TODAY:

1. get up
2. survive
3. shower
4. go back to bed

by NinjaGirl ( F P C D )
at 2007-07-03

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DONT BE SILLY WRAP YOUR WILLY

by leah
at 2007-06-07

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Friend1:i love this song
friend2:yea i love it too .... i wonder what life would be like w/o music, or some-
friend1: DONT U EVER SAY THAT AGAIN!! TAKE IT BACK!! TAKE IT BACK NOW!!!!!
friend2: alright alright! taken!

by Bruised Not Broken ( F )
at 2007-11-23

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Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

by TakeWhateverMay
at 2007-08-03

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The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

by TakeWhateverMay
at 2007-08-03

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