Funny quotes about life

Life sucks
[[And it leaves some nasty hickeys]]

by Amanda ( F P )
at 2007-08-26

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NINJAGIRLS LIST OF THINGS TO DO TODAY:

1. get up
2. survive
3. shower
4. go back to bed

by NinjaGirl ( F P C D )
at 2007-07-03

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DONT BE SILLY WRAP YOUR WILLY

by leah
at 2007-06-07

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Friend1:i love this song
friend2:yea i love it too .... i wonder what life would be like w/o music, or some-
friend1: DONT U EVER SAY THAT AGAIN!! TAKE IT BACK!! TAKE IT BACK NOW!!!!!
friend2: alright alright! taken!

by Bruised Not Broken ( F )
at 2007-11-23

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Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

by TakeWhateverMay
at 2007-08-03

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The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

by TakeWhateverMay
at 2007-08-03

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Now lets take the word SANTA.
Rearange a few letters aaaaannnnndd.....
we get SATAN! hmmm....whooda thunk?

by TakeWhateverMay
at 2007-08-03

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Who says scars can't be smiles?

by NuMbAnDsEnSiTiVe
at 2007-10-24

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Why is it that BROWN cows eat GREEN grass but produce WHITE milk?

by Teresa
at 2007-09-27

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You say we are one. That's good news because I just slept with our wife.

by Elliot Larson
at 2007-10-09

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