Funny quotes about life

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

by TakeWhateverMay
at 2007-08-03

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Now lets take the word SANTA.
Rearange a few letters aaaaannnnndd.....
we get SATAN! hmmm....whooda thunk?

by TakeWhateverMay
at 2007-08-03

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Who says scars can't be smiles?

by NuMbAnDsEnSiTiVe
at 2007-10-24

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Why is it that BROWN cows eat GREEN grass but produce WHITE milk?

by Teresa
at 2007-09-27

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You say we are one. That's good news because I just slept with our wife.

by Elliot Larson
at 2007-10-09

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Life isn't fair, but everything in life is fair game

by Elena ( F P C )
at 2008-06-01

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I'm walking on.... How does anyone walk on sunshine? It's like walking on water, you can't do it unless you're god.......

by Jenna ( P )
at 2008-06-17

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You don't take a photograph, you make it.

By

Brok3n Insid3

by Brok3n Insid3 ( F P C D )
at 2007-12-20

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He how writes on dunny walls
Should be shot in the

Balls

by Iris
at 2008-02-08

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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

by CalGirl ( F C D )
at 2008-05-25

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