Other funny quotes

I think my favorite song was written about a chocolate <3

by beekrazee
at 2009-10-23

rating: 5.0
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I see, I see. Said the blind man to the deaf child. And the deaf child said.... huh?

by Janessa ( F C )
at 2009-10-09

rating: 5.0
votes: 2


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Ooopsie~ I forgot my quote :)

by Erin
at 2009-10-09

rating: 1.9
votes: 9


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A poem a day keeps the doctor away.

by Le Prince de Monte Cristo ( F P C )
at 2009-10-07

rating: 4.3
votes: 3


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The more you pedal slower the less you go faster

by Le Prince de Monte Cristo ( F P C )
at 2009-10-06

rating: 4.3
votes: 3


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If i had to choose between you and my dog, i would rather choose my dog because he doesn't need as much food as you do.

by beekrazee
at 2009-10-03

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~ Best way to break silence: laugh like an idiot. People will notice you. ~

This actually happened too. We need to stop having moments like this, we are not on Hallmark.

by AngelsTears
at 2009-10-01

rating: 4.8
votes: 4


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Your biscuit, your beavage,
i see your cooter cleavage
your monkey, your muffin
you ain't hiding nothin'...

lmfao!

by Kail ( F P C D )
at 2009-10-01

rating: 5.0
votes: 2


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"Irony";
The opposite of "Wrinkly"

by Amanda Ghosties ( F )
at 2009-09-28

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I'm a little LEO short and STRONG,
and you see I'm singing my song,
If you get me mad i will scream,
SO GO AWAY AND DON'T BE MEAN!

(goes to the rhythm of "I'm a Little Tea Pot" C= )

by Black Heart Still Beating ( F P )
at 2009-09-24

rating: 3.8
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