Other funny quotes

For everyone who think's they know me..I forgive you.

by Jessie
at 2009-08-08

rating: 5.0
votes: 4


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I'm A Star! Shinin' Bright! Lookin' At A Pretty Light!

by CryBloodRedTears
at 2009-08-08

rating: 4.0
votes: 1


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Where there's a will - I want to be in it :0)

by imyours4now ( F C D )
at 2009-08-08

rating: 5.0
votes: 1


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Why do they say sex after marriage is ok but before it, its not?
Say,
If you murder someone, before marriage its wrong, BUT If you murder after marriage its still wrong! What are they teaching us?!

by SRI ( P D )
at 2009-08-02

rating: 3.0
votes: 6


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I said im sleepy, not slow.

(inside joke. kinda.)

by xFallenAngelx ( F )
at 2009-08-02

rating: 4.0
votes: 1


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I could sing you a song of laughter.
I could sing you a song of sorrow.
But if I sang you a song,
and you didn't sing along.
You can say goodbye to tomorrow. =3

by Digg
at 2009-08-01

rating: 4.5
votes: 2


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That knife that sword that gun that war.

by andrew
at 2009-08-01

rating: 0.0
votes: 0


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~ ADDHD: ADD High Definition. ~

Me and my friend made this one up, and sometimes, even we wonder where we get this stuff.......

by AngelsTears
at 2009-07-30

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Good girls are bad girls that don't get caught. =]

by Lexi
at 2009-07-28

rating: 5.0
votes: 2


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I see you liked your first chin so much you decided to add another..

by No Lies Just Love ( F P C )
at 2009-07-25

rating: 5.0
votes: 3


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