They day I fell to your knees
Wasn't because of love
And it wasn't for friendship
It's that I slipped
Open your mouth and close your eyes. you did it?? wow your dumb!!
The early bird gets the worm
but the second mouse gets the cheese
I saw cards that said "get well soon"
.. F**K that! Get well now
demitri martin
Few women admit their age
few men act theirs
I'm gonna smoke you like fried chicken!
He said: I don't know why
You wear a bra, you got
Nothing to put it in.
She Said: You wear pants
Don't you?! =]
God Said: "Let there be light."
Chuck Norris said: "Say Please."
Your just jealous because my dinosaur is named
Alfred
We had gay burglars break into our house last night...
They rearranged our furniture..
A POETRY COMMUNITY
POEMS