Other funny quotes

They day I fell to your knees
Wasn't because of love
And it wasn't for friendship
It's that I slipped

by XfaithXtrustXloveX
at 2009-05-21

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Open your mouth and close your eyes. you did it?? wow your dumb!!

by katie ( C )
at 2009-05-20

rating: 3.5
votes: 4


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The early bird gets the worm

but the second mouse gets the cheese

by Just Another Guy ( F P )
at 2009-05-20

rating: 4.5
votes: 8


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I saw cards that said "get well soon"
.. F**K that! Get well now

demitri martin

by Just Another Guy ( F P )
at 2009-05-20

rating: 5.0
votes: 5


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Few women admit their age
few men act theirs

by Just Another Guy ( F P )
at 2009-05-20

rating: 5.0
votes: 4


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I'm gonna smoke you like fried chicken!

by Beautiful and Crazy
at 2009-05-15

rating: 0.0
votes: 0


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He said: I don't know why
You wear a bra, you got
Nothing to put it in.

She Said: You wear pants
Don't you?! =]

by x3 I Want To Be His Bella x3 ( F P C D )
at 2009-05-11

rating: 4.8
votes: 9


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God Said: "Let there be light."
Chuck Norris said: "Say Please."

by ShesxSuchxAxDrug ( F P C D )
at 2009-05-11

rating: 4.0
votes: 6


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Your just jealous because my dinosaur is named
Alfred

by Brittany ( P )
at 2009-05-10

rating: 5.0
votes: 2


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We had gay burglars break into our house last night...
They rearranged our furniture..

by Brittany ( P )
at 2009-05-10

rating: 5.0
votes: 8


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