Funny relationship quotes

You be my dairy queen & i'll be your burger king.
you treat me right & i'll do it your way.

by Kail ( F P C D )
at 2009-10-10

rating: 4.7
votes: 17

I know that you know that I know that you know.

by kilman ( F P C D )
at 2009-10-07

rating: 2.6
votes: 5

Please Comment on my poem and let me no wat u think... THANKS

by ashley
at 2009-10-06

rating: 1.8
votes: 5

To the husbands thas won us, the losers that lost us and the lucky guys that meet us

by sammie ( F )
at 2009-10-05

rating: 4.7
votes: 3

Him: ah be quiet.
Me: If i shut up u'll get bored.
*long silents*
Me: SEE I bet ur bored now!
Him: ya ur right.

*true convo.*

by Black Heart Still Beating ( F P )
at 2009-10-04

rating: 4.7
votes: 3

....and he said"you're sexy."{
.....she said"you are too".....
...then he said"not you, i was talking about your friend behind you"...

true story

by teardrop
at 2009-09-30

rating: 2.5
votes: 2

They call it PMS for a reason... Putting up with Mens Shit...

by Left2Die ( F P C )
at 2009-09-24

rating: 5.0
votes: 8

"Either be good or be good at it!"

by brokenturtle
at 2009-09-16

rating: 4.2
votes: 5

I never really thought I was all he wanted, then I saw you & realized, I'm all he needs.

by Brytanee
at 2009-09-14

rating: 3.0
votes: 2

Do not take it upon yourself, Sir, to teach me how to live my life.

by Caramel Bliss ( F P C D )
at 2009-09-12

rating: 5.0
votes: 1