Damnnn, you're so good looking,
I forgot my pickup line;)
I hate you && then I love you. . .It's like I want to throw you off a cliff then rush to the bottom to catch you.
Fat chicks should date fat chicks so I don't have to.
(LOL at the terrible rating, some people can't take a joke)
We were wondering around town
we were soo drunk we went into a serveic staition stole a bag of ice went down to a canal and 'released it bak into the wild'
True love is an talent, not an emotion; and I want one talented son of a gun.
"Men are pigs whose every thought and action is dictated by the penis."
I'm a sex pixie. =]
Things not to tell your ex if they tell you how they still have feelings for you, "Dun dun dunnnn~ The plot thickens!"
Boy: I love you.
Girl: Wow, I suppa love myself too;
but I like the hell out of you.
Violence may not be the best option -
But it's still an option!
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