Funny relationship quotes

Q:What are hot lesibian chicks?
A:Gods way of saying,"GOTCHA F**KERS!"

by Lance ( F P C D )
at 2009-04-07

rating: 3.5
votes: 6

When i Started Flirtin With The Hustle ; Failure Became My Ex.
Now Im Engaged To The Game
And Married To Success !

by crystal ( C )
at 2009-04-03

rating: 4.9
votes: 8

Yuh kno tht quote ; little animals are more afraid of yuh more then u r of it ; does tht also go for boys? lol

by Ashley ( F C )
at 2009-03-31

rating: 3.0
votes: 1

You've beaten that concept so hard its now dating chris brown.

by Chelsey ( F C D )
at 2009-03-26

rating: 4.2
votes: 10

I'm a weirdo; I think every single
person is a weirdo; we're all really weird
in our own special ways.
-Johnny Depp

by Jennnnnnnaaa
at 2009-03-23

rating: 5.0
votes: 5

Boys are like nappies...always on your ass, to hard to change and forever full of shit

by Dark Ballerina ( F P )
at 2009-03-22

rating: 4.8
votes: 5

You know what? You can walk out that door and keep on walking... Because you never shut up and you're always talking.

by Caramel Bliss ( F P C D )
at 2009-03-18

rating: 3.7
votes: 3

I don't like being an object. especially not an object with boobs. eyes on the face sweetie.

by Katie ( F P C )
at 2009-03-17

rating: 3.3
votes: 3

If you were in a movie...
it'd be rated R, for visual content.

by LOrii Baybee ( F P C )
at 2009-03-15

rating: 0.0
votes: 0

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.

-- Kristen, age 10

by Composed Catastrophe ( F P C D )
at 2009-03-14

rating: 2.6
votes: 5