Funny quotes about society

Ignorance is a vast darkness we all shine in.

by VIrgil
at 2012-01-28

rating: 2.0
votes: 1

The world: we've got some really serious problems like global warming, mass economic failure, genocide, aids, cancer and your healthcare system is shit so we should get to work
us government: sit down i have to stop people from sharing things online

by modern day barbie ( F )
at 2012-01-20

rating: 5.0
votes: 1

We live in a society where losing your phone is more serious then losing your virginity.

by modern day barbie ( F )
at 2012-01-19

rating: 5.0
votes: 2

"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

by quoteABC
at 2012-01-06

rating: 3.4
votes: 5

I know of opportune chances to act on popular vote.
I like to wave at them as they go by.
D. Barrett Savage

by Tyler ( F )
at 2011-12-23

rating: 3.0
votes: 1

We never really mature, we just learn how to act in public

by Mike ( F )
at 2011-12-21

rating: 3.0
votes: 2

Women there beautiful , majestic, mysterious, mesmerizing creatures, smart, empathetic far superior to man in every way. if i had a choice i would be with women to my dieing day. BUT me like cocks sooooo im strickly *ickly.

by darksoul
at 2011-12-20

rating: 0.0
votes: 0

Best line i've heard since "i would look good in your rolls"... was a man saying... "i have my teeth, don't do drugs, dont have any std's, etc" Certainly glad he has his teeth! I so would not want to be gummed :D LOL

by darksoul
at 2011-12-20

rating: 0.0
votes: 0

People piss me off! Do you know why? Because the stupid one's BREATHE!

by darksoul
at 2011-12-20

rating: 0.0
votes: 0

Women: you cant live with them and you cant live without them and yet you live with life and shes a b

by jenny
at 2011-12-02

rating: 3.0
votes: 2