Funny Quotes About Society

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  • The only thing that makes the grass greener on the other side is manure.

    by Sheree Speaks
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  • Wise people talk because they have something to say, Foolish people talk because they have to say something.

    by Jessica V Loves U
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  • The Only Reason I Was Talking Behind Your Back Was Because You Wasn't There

    by Angelo
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  • Light travels faster than sound. that is why people seem bright until they speak.

    by jenpiglet17
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  • I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

    by ~.:.Stephanie Ann.:.~
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  • Facebook Stalking:
    Because I'm to lazy to actually stalk you

    by Brittany
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  • There is a copple of reasons why I go to Walmart
    #1) to throw random things into nieghboring isles. #2) to run up to randome people and say I havent seen you in a long time. and see if they play along to avoid embarecment.

    by CuteCleaver14
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  • I got a king sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable. "Oh, you're a king, you say? Well you won't believe what I have in store for you! It's to your exact specifications!"

    by Disasterpiece
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  • Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

    by Malinda
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  • Yep, you may seem to be the coolest kid in school, but I'll look ya up ten years from now and see how "cool" you are!

    by Connie
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