Funny quotes about society

It's a good thing beauty is superficial, otherwise we wouldn't be able to see it.

by Bellepheron ( F P D )
at 2010-03-07

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Discussions are like padded bras......the more we get off our chest the closer we get to the heart of the matter

by Emily Litella ( P C D )
at 2010-02-07

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You wanna know whats pi**ing me off...

what if he DIDNT go to jared???

by Some guy in college ( F P )
at 2010-02-06

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I just love rumors!! I always learn new stuff I didn't know about myself.

by xbxdrfntx ( F )
at 2010-02-05

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I hate walkin through smokers!
i wouldnt be able to tell if anything was on fire

by Love Me Dont Like Me ( F )
at 2010-01-26

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Welcome to loserville.
Turn up the volume && sing into your hairbrush.
Don't worry, you'll fit in just fine

by Amanda Ghosties ( F )
at 2010-01-15

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There are white collar people here and blue collar people...but i only see people, cause im collar blind
--OFFICE

by ChRysANth3MuM ( F )
at 2010-01-14

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Embracing my insanity and breeding it in hopes of creating genius

by standingUP4ourfailure
at 2010-01-12

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Why is it the black men are always in jail, thats so racist....they should all be like the white men.
--OFFICE

by ChRysANth3MuM ( F )
at 2010-01-06

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Teacher: We should hide all of the toilet paper and bread thats in food lion. Wed have our whole town going crazy.
Me & Friend: Can we sit with you in the parking lot & laugh with you?
Teacher: As long as you help me hide all of the stuff.

by Twistd StoRY
at 2010-01-04

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