Funny quotes about society

If you can't get in the door, break a window. =D

by Lexi
at 2009-11-02

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Take it as a compliment when someone calls you "weird." Being considered "normal" nowadays isn't exactly something you should look forward to.

by Countess of Monte Cristo ( F P C D )
at 2009-11-02

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Go on talk shit about me, your only making me famous

by Jacqueline
at 2009-10-05

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Computers are like people, using a hammer does not fix them.

by Elliott Lica
at 2009-09-29

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Got home last night and found his cat dead in the washing machine. I'm a bit gutted but at least it died in comfort

by bluehun ( F C )
at 2009-09-28

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When the cops so up,
There gonna get the finger,
And I don't give a fu** cuz I'm the designated drinker

hehe, Hollywood Undead

by Francis Vaska
at 2009-09-25

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I like poetry, long walks on the beach and poking dead things with sticks.

by ClaireBear
at 2009-09-15

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You flip me the bird and I say "I don't take cheap offers."

by Angel1030
at 2009-09-08

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I had a Friend tell me that if he remembers right, He thinks that he faintly remember reading that the effects of Marijuana can cause memory loss

by Paul Mills
at 2009-08-16

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BE optimistic
:)
Everyone you hate will all eventually die

by imyours4now ( F C D )
at 2009-08-14

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