Funny quotes about society

I definitely won't drink responsibly.

by Tony
at 2009-05-06

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Teacher. "Kai, why are you going to rambort?"
Kai."I'm just planning to ambush some person who seems to be dangerous, involved with a gang, and, to top it all off, is possibly insane. No big deal I do that all the time."

by Last star falls ( P )
at 2009-05-01

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The only reason i did not resort to homicide is because i don't want to make a train wreck out of my conscience. So you should thank it, or else you'd be dead by now.

by Caramel Bliss ( F P C D )
at 2009-04-24

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A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."

by Josh ( F )
at 2009-04-19

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THE ECONOMY IS SOO BAD, THAT MADONNA ADOPTED A CHILD FROM THE UNITED STATES ****snare drum noise****

by John ( P )
at 2009-04-15

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Why did god invent thrush?
So now every woman knows what it's like to live with an irratating c#%t!!!

by blindeyes
at 2009-04-13

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NEVER argue with idiots, they draw you down to their level, then they beet you with experience!

by blindeyes
at 2009-04-13

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Teamwork, means never having to take all the blame yourself!

by blindeyes
at 2009-04-13

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Aim low, reach your goals and avoid dissapointment!

by blindeyes
at 2009-04-13

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The light at the end of the tunnel, has been turned off due to budget costs!

by blindeyes
at 2009-04-13

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