Funny quotes about society

It's cheaper to be a Priest rather then Micheal Jackson.

by KrazyMateo
at 2009-03-30

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I'm sorry I'm not your cup of tea,
But I'm glad you're always thinking of me.

by Lyssi ( P )
at 2009-03-28

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Ah, tanning salons....the lazy way to get skin cancer.

by Tia xOxO morbid pixie ( F P C D )
at 2009-03-27

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I wanna kill the most goooorgeous person alive.....then, i remembered im too young to die....

by Sweetheart ( C )
at 2009-03-24

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Did you feel better after meeting the queen?

naw, you feel better after meeting your doctor, unless it's john's doctor.

the beatles

by Katie ( F P C )
at 2009-03-22

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"Did you know that marriage is the leading cause of divorce"

by iLYSSA ( P )
at 2009-03-16

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I don't really think hell is real

why not?

well think about it, how many people could possible fit underground?

by making love out of nothing at al ( F P C )
at 2009-03-15

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The right to be ridiculas is something I hold dear

-U2 I'll go crazy if I don't go crazy tonight

by making love out of nothing at al ( F P C )
at 2009-03-15

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You can live in a pond and not be a fish...
and you can live in america and not be white.
you can stand in a garage and not be a car,
and you can be colored and be american

by kylie
at 2009-03-04

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Peace and Love? Yeah right. More like Sex and Drugs

by Julie Raab
at 2009-03-03

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