"The Nile is located in Greece, isn't it?"
"No, ****, it's called Egypt"
"Oh, I always mix those two up"
Some class, somewhere, some girl said this....
Girl 'With which country borders Portugaly?'
Guy:'I know it's in America but let me think for a while so I can answer correctly'
"On my first day in New York a man asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn't, he said: 'Do you mind if I mug you here?" -Paul Merton
Fighting for peace, is like fing for virginity...
Not mine...
DON'T HIT KIDS!!! no really they have guns now
If women were made of glass, you still wouldn't be able to see through them...
Learn the difference between right and wrong...
You'll probably choose wrong but you should at least know which is which =]
The answer to the worlds problems!!!!:
get the hungry to eat the homeless
sorry i dont mean to offend anyone:)
Slinkies are fun, but reminded of people they give me, one falls downward on the stairs, no matter who is the witness, there is always a smile.
Before you insult someone
Walk a mile in there shoes
that way you'd be a mile away
and you have their shoes!
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