Funny Poems For Kids

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  • Burping and slurping my way through the straw
    I find a new dimension, a traveling flaw...

  • Timmy (3) 1

    by NoHopeLeft

    You take him high
    You take him low...

  • Does God Dream: (1) 1

    by Scott Cole

    We don't know forsure
    So we can only guess...

  • Barnyard chaos (2) 1

    by donna

    Bunnies hopping all around,
    doggies going crazy...

  • Saw his teacher walk in.
    Expectantly he stood there...

  • A Poem: (1) 1

    by Scott Cole

    What is a poem
    Other than words...

  • Teddy Bear (6)

    by Jorga

    I WISH I WAS THAT TEDDY BEAR THAT SAT UP ON YOUR...

  • Bar Of Soap (2)

    by Jorga

    I WISJ I WAS THAT BAR OF SOAP FLOATING IN THE TUB...

  • Jills A Tranny (1)

    by Jorga

    JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL FOR JACK TO LICK...
    JACK RAN DOWN WITH A FROWN COZ JILLS A F***N...

  • Sugar!!!

    by nikki

    Sugar is a gals best mate
    No matter what the song may say...

  • For Corey (1)

    by Michelle

    I'm writing this poem for my son
    He really wanted a funny one...

  • Fishy fish (4)

    by Laurel S

    Glub glub glub
    swish swish swish...