Funny Poems About Life

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  • Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree
    Why oh why, do you mock me...

  • Running Naked (13)

    by carissalynn

    Go! i run naked into the street
    my little white butt the people meet...

  • Turning thirty is a milestone
    The one that inside we all dread...

  • Always Thin (13)

    by Matthew A.

    Every time I talk to girls they say that they love...
    even small girls say they can eat alot...

  • My Advice to you (13)

    by Angel Sanctuary ©

    I’m going to give you a list of advice
    Advice that I did not receive...

  • Internet dating (12) 10

    by Michael

    Image exposed.
    History disclosed...

  • My Potty poetry (12) 6

    by Michael

    Peddling my pedestal of potty poetry
    I feel flamboyant, and carefree...

  • 8 a.m. and it's the usual
    Yawn, stretch, brush my teeth...

  • This is my ode to roadkill
    Here's to the stench, the disgust...

  • Isn't it funny (12)

    by Brittney

    Its funny how hello is always accompanied with...
    Its funny how remembering good memories can make...

  • Little Birdie (12)

    by Spirit

    Hey little Birdie listen close
    This news I must tell...

  • Warm Stilton (8 syllables) (11) 10

    by Mr. Darcy

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    Cheese, I thought...