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  • Alarm goes off, I fake my death
    Maybe Outlook won't request my breath...

  • Left the house at half past eight
    Google Maps said "You'll be late...

  • Telekinesis 2 WIN

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Decluttering is
    learning in ev’ry way to...

  • Tea

    by Neutrino

    When the day is dead and time is long
    I do a cup of tea to help me along...

  • I remember

    by Neutrino

    I remember long ago, when dreams were rife
    When I was younger and still had a life...

  • Rocket Fuel

    by Good Enough

    ?My brain was stuck in neutral gear,
    A fuzzy, slow, meandering smear...

  • Cats and Crumbs

    by Good Enough

    In the quiet hum of the evening,
    after the movie credits rolled...

  • A Simp Seed

    by Timothy

    Why did I lose my place?
    Shucked from my swaddling cloth...

  • I am Gee with OCD 2 WIN

    by Golden AnGel Rhapsodist

    They say I’ve got an OCD
    But really, folks, I’m just so me...

  • I enjoy buying figurines, in a pristine condition,
    Placing the boxes in prominent positions...

  • Tiny Tim

    by Cantchangeme

    O’er the garden wall
    Too nimble to fall...

  • Yo, kick back, let's dive into a tale,
    'Bout Fluffy Blueberry Cinnamon Rolls, without...