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  • I wrote 9 poems in the bath last night,
    Every stanza...

  • Defiant

    by Walter

    I lock all the doors and the windows I latch
    You might be cunning but your prowess I match...

  • I'm going to write a poem
    And try to make it rhyme...

  • Shhhhh - Senryu (3) 6

    by Walter

    It's funny how you
    Don't miss the silence until...

  • You are. 3

    by Michael

    The name is Claus,,, Santa Claus
    yes, all said, in a Roger Moore pause...

  • Bugs suicide

    by Su-Tshant

    I was home alone..
    Reading a letter under a candle light...

  • Baby logic 1

    by Beautiful Tragedy

    It’s 3am and all through the house;
    Not a creature is stirring...

  • Trouble on the Poop Deck (1) 3

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Back then Admiral Hornblower controlled
    all the coast of Spain where he waylaid...

  • Grandma Grey (3) 5

    by Milly Hayward

    My Grandma Grey has a secret..
    I discovered it quite by chance...

  • Comfort (5) 4

    by Milly Hayward

    On a mission, to lose weight
    but my will is weak indeed...

  • My Gaucherie (2) 2

    by Vince Gullaci

    To my brilliant doctor
    I asked...

  • I Write Silly Poems (2) 1

    by Jonathan Jewell

    Should I write a poem,
    That uses all my brain...