Little Test

by Masked

After a lot of bad press,
The people wanted a test.
To see if the LAPD, the FBI,
Or the CIA was the best.

A rabbit was put in a forest
For them to catch.
Who ever found it first,
Would win this simple match.

The CIA used their informants
And questioned everyone inside.
"Rabbits don't exist!"
They finally cried.

The FBI burned the forest down
And killed everything inside.
They said "he had it coming,"
As the little rabbit died.

The LAPD searched for two hours
And came out with a beaten bear.
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit!"
He screamed in despair.

By: Me