Being a Pirate

by Mistress Distress

I'm taking an adventure
to the big, wide seven seas.
I wonder how wonderful
this voyage will be.

I gather my supplies,
and then prepare my ship,
I make sure I have enough food
to last me the whole trip.

As I set sail, leaving the shore,
this ship stays solo,
'cause no pirate out there
is as good as me, you know.

There's water as far as I can see,
and the weather is awesome.
Gosh, who knew bathtime
could ever be this fun!