GeNe Osisssssss

I was cradled in amNiOtic fluid aLL was darkneSS and voiD
THeN *bANG!* the Light BLASTED out mass and CHaOS destroyed
The Singularity SuBliMe. The Almighty Atom played the game Truth or Dare.
The forbiDDen fruit was hALLuciN0genic-" OH NO! Eve has Medusa's hair!"

God SMILED and thought it was gOOd, He locked up Eden and Heaven, killed HOPE;
Earth was wrAcKed with a MaeLStroM OUT OF wiTch came Buddha, the Dali Lama, and one PoPe.
Jesus H. Christ skied down a sunBEam, shedding BLiNDiNG bright light, pRose, and BLooD
Noah f0rg0t one of the UNICoRNS and felt just teRRible! about it LONg after the flood.

PlaNet gr0und zer0. SparX fel-on BuSHes, bURning fossil FueL from the LOweRD
As hungry MEN paid sum kNew taxes as wealthy FEDMEN $pent overboard.
Everyone haS their own car...OMG, sup?wtf? why for u give no free gas?
They offered c0mpr0mising AID to the PooR and eliminated the miDDle class.

The Upper Cru$t turned into DUST when narcissanarchists in well-rehearsed rAgE
Rose to SmAsH glass houses and toPPle towers screaming "give us OUR minimum wage!"
The brimstone and brine scented harBINger LAiDEN storm left the blue planet brown.
Not a single anGel flew over as the MAgMA chasm sucked all Living/Loving things down.

Allah spoke unto Thor and Ra: "Sister Mary's up to some SINister pranKs;
She baiTed the whALe with a JonaH decoy! She put all the MerMaids in tanks!"
Hooked by cRookEd sidelong l00ks and flUtter-y lashez of the ~Madonna,~MItOChONdRIA<?>
The Deific Duo smoked the Leaf of Peace also known as 'MarijuaNaNA..'