Splish splash I am not taking a bath.
I wish and lash in this forsaken bath.
The ocean is the last place I would be asked.
"Hey, do you like Gummy worms?"
A great white by the name of Bruce.
I reply "Why, I adore Gummy worms, Bruce."
He replied take this and be on your way.
I look down and in my hand a pack of Gummy worms.
"Thank you Bruce, but I am still torn."
