Does my bum look big in this?

Does my bum look big in this?

I said when I tried on some jeans,

but i knew it really did

as they were ripping at the seams!

I blocked the corridor on Tuesday

when i walked into class,

People tried to push me through

but I was stuck by my ass.

Does my bum look big in this?

I said as I tried on a dress

My mum replied no,

but i really could guess.

Oh why, oh why!? Do I have a big bum

I want to go shopping but its not any fun.

*yeh i was in a really random weird mood so yer, i will probably delete this when im not in such a weird mood :P*