Funny poems

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  • To My Ex (116) 4

    by ºCrimsonTearsº

    -Found this poem, thought it was so funny. Comment...
    Of loving beauty you float with grace...

  • Intense in tense isn't a sentence
    Tensed in tense is past tense...

  • My First Day of School
    How could I forget...

  • Never love and live in a garden
    For the so-called love is a burden...

  • Monday (43) 15 WIN

    by Kitty Cat Lady

    I'm all out of be-botheredness
    My 'get up and go' it just went...

  • Men are like.. (43) 1

    by JBoy

    Alright I know im a guy and all but girls are...
    Men are like – Floor Tiles. If you lay them...

  • Trick question from girls (42)

    by Switchblade89

    When a girl asks you "does this make me look...
    how the heck are you supposed to answer that...

  • 1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are...
    2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS an...

  • This is a cat (40)

    by Razorblade Lies

    This is fun, you should try it
    Take your time and see if you can read each line...

  • Names (39)

    by David

    David is Dave
    Andrew is Andy...

  • Fart is an art (37)

    by Fsams

    Poo the creepy sound
    Changes the vibe around...

  • Who am I? (37)

    by Fsams

    I lost my past and passport
    I cant tell you who I am...