Funny Quotes

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  • For the ex :)

    "Not even the light of Heaven and the gravity of Hell could attract me to you again".

    by Maher
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  • The best thing you can ever do in your life is to always maintain a healthy sense of humor. Believe me, it really helps you get through tough times.

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  • Writers sometimes don't have the voice
    They used a pen instead.

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  • Question. Are you a doctor?
    Answer: Quite the opposite, I'm a lawyer.

    by Mark
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  • Say what you will about Aussies, but if Trump was our leader - he wouldn't last a week.

    by Mark
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  • Its a sad puppy who discards a sausage when he has no clue when he will get his next meal

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  • Once upon a time, aliens were intent on destroying the Earth. Now, they just sit back and watch.

    by Maher
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  • If you love something set it free. If it comes back, then you have a stalker.

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  • It's not that I take myself too seriously, it's that others don't take me seriously enough.

    by Ben Pickard
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  • When life gives you lemons, find peace and make lemonade.

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