Funny Quotes

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  • I have been searching for my knight in shining armour but keep being sent idiots in tin foil.

    by Em
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  • For the ex :)

    "Not even the light of Heaven and the gravity of Hell could attract me to you again".

    by Maher
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  • If you love something set it free. If it comes back, then you have a stalker.

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  • Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers??

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  • I just did some calculations and I've been able to determine that you're full of sh*t.

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  • Apple was considering making an iPod for kids but apparently, the name 'iTouch Kids' didn't sit too well.

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  • The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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  • Someday, you'll find your Prince Charming. Mine just took a wrong turn,got lost,and was too stubborn to ask for directions.

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  • You know you're bored when You Google yourself

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  • Tech support: "We aren't satisfied until You aren't satisfied!"

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