Best friends: We are the type of ppl who laugh at a joke 3 times...Once when it's told..... the second time when they explain it....and (five minutes later) when we finally get it.....
Its not that i dont like you, i just dont like you, like you lol wtf?!
I speak two languages
English
&
Sarcasm.
I'm more fluent in the latter.
I'm so bored, I think I'm going to go help the dog chase cars! =D
If you can't get in the door, break a window. =D
Take it as a compliment when someone calls you "weird." Being considered "normal" nowadays isn't exactly something you should look forward to.
Me: i have a heart that pumps blood. you on the other hand have a stone that pumps acid
Him: well hearts are fragile and blood is weak. stone is strong and acid is corrosive so i don't have to worry about getting hurt
Yes! Call me a who*e, But remember, Ive allready been sold by Ruben, And I will never be another ones hoo*er
I do know everything, I just can't remember it all at once :)
~KM~
If you were cruisin for a bruisin,
By morning you'll be achin for Bacon.
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