Funny quotes

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

by Jessa ( F C D )
at 2009-11-18

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A blunt a day keeps the stress away! :D

by MischieviousMya ( F P C D )
at 2009-11-18

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FAILS! first she tries to run away with my milk, and then she drops it on herself THEN she tires to be smart and make gestures behind my dad and hits her foot against the wall..

by Chicken Noodle Soup
at 2009-11-16

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Her: my stomach tingles
him: you got butterflies in your stomach for me
her: no, i just gotta throw up

by teardrop
at 2009-11-16

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I love all of God's creatures, I just like some of them better stuffed.

by Aly in Wonderland ( P )
at 2009-11-15

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" No matter how much you pull on it, It will not get any longer "

by neo ( F P C )
at 2009-11-11

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PLEASE READ ME NEW POEM LOVE N MUSIC

by ashley
at 2009-11-09

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When lifes a betch, tell it to go lay down by its bowl.

by KyLIE
at 2009-11-09

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You smeared yourself with honey and waked into the bear pit

by sammie ( F )
at 2009-11-08

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"why are you mad at ur juice?"
"because it doesnt tast like grapes! ITS SUPPOSED TO TAST LIKE GRAPES! it doesnt" -.-
(hahaha alana)

by Black Heart Still Beating ( F P )
at 2009-11-07

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