Funny quotes

We're gonna have fun damn it! FUN!

by Mysterious
at 2010-03-10

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I'm like mom please don't blame it on me
i got my bad habits from
you, dad, and aunt steve
-im awesome

by Gud f0R N0thiN ( F )
at 2010-03-09

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Theres a lil bad in everybody, a lil good in the worst of us, and a lil freak in all of us :D

by On Cupids Bad Side ( F C )
at 2010-03-08

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It's a good thing beauty is superficial, otherwise we wouldn't be able to see it.

by Bellepheron ( F P D )
at 2010-03-07

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And then God created Saturn,
And he liked it, so . . . .
he put a ring on it :) lol

by Em ( F P C D )
at 2010-03-06

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"In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and has been widely regarded as a 'bad move'".

by Kuro ( F P C D )
at 2010-03-06

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I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens

by BloodyBrokenAngel ( F P D )
at 2010-03-05

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height

by BloodyBrokenAngel ( F P D )
at 2010-03-05

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Love may be blind but jealousy has 20-20 vision

by BloodyBrokenAngel ( F P D )
at 2010-03-05

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When life gives you lemons, pelt them at innocent bystanders.

by Tori Hicks ( D )
at 2010-03-05

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