Funny quotes

Best friends: We are the type of ppl who laugh at a joke 3 times...Once when it's told..... the second time when they explain it....and (five minutes later) when we finally get it.....

by PorVida
at 2009-11-05

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Its not that i dont like you, i just dont like you, like you lol wtf?!

by brokenturtle
at 2009-11-05

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I speak two languages

English
&
Sarcasm.

I'm more fluent in the latter.

by Linda Leavers ( F P C D )
at 2009-11-04

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I'm so bored, I think I'm going to go help the dog chase cars! =D

by Oscar the Grouch
at 2009-11-03

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If you can't get in the door, break a window. =D

by Lexi
at 2009-11-02

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Take it as a compliment when someone calls you "weird." Being considered "normal" nowadays isn't exactly something you should look forward to.

by Countess of Monte Cristo ( F P C D )
at 2009-11-02

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Me: i have a heart that pumps blood. you on the other hand have a stone that pumps acid

Him: well hearts are fragile and blood is weak. stone is strong and acid is corrosive so i don't have to worry about getting hurt

by tyler
at 2009-11-02

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Yes! Call me a who*e, But remember, Ive allready been sold by Ruben, And I will never be another ones hoo*er

by Flynel ( P C D )
at 2009-11-01

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I do know everything, I just can't remember it all at once :)

~KM~

by I Wont Let It Kill Me ( F P C D )
at 2009-10-31

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If you were cruisin for a bruisin,
By morning you'll be achin for Bacon.

by Wolf ( F P D )
at 2009-10-31

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