Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"
- Robin Williams
'Tell me how am I suppost to breathe with no air...?'
When is someone gonna answer this freAkin question?!
Ths....uh...Television taste funny...
Joe: I was playing fetch with my dog.
Jeff: So
Joe: So, when he jumped up to catch the ball he choked on it.
Jeff: Bummer........ Let's go play Guitar Hero.
Joe: Okay!
-random thing!
The grass we mow grows as fast as my hair after I shave my legs!
If all else fails, you can blame mike, my danish. :)
Neighbour: Your brick went through my window!
Man: Your window dented my brick!
Man: It's ok, though.
Man: You got away withit this time, pal.
I run with scissors.
It makes me feel dangerous.
DRINK COFFEE
Do stupid things faster
With more energy.
So i'm a biatch, huh?
Well, you're a w horeee.
Personally, i'd rather be
Known for what i do
Not who i screw. lol =]
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