Funny quotes

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"
- Robin Williams

by SheDevil ( F C D )
at 2008-05-17

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'Tell me how am I suppost to breathe with no air...?'
When is someone gonna answer this freAkin question?!

by XxxXSynyster Gates WifeXxxX ( F )
at 2008-05-17

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Ths....uh...Television taste funny...

by XxxXSynyster Gates WifeXxxX ( F )
at 2008-05-17

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Joe: I was playing fetch with my dog.
Jeff: So
Joe: So, when he jumped up to catch the ball he choked on it.
Jeff: Bummer........ Let's go play Guitar Hero.
Joe: Okay!

-random thing!

by XxxXSynyster Gates WifeXxxX ( F )
at 2008-05-17

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The grass we mow grows as fast as my hair after I shave my legs!

by xoxoMI AMORoxox
at 2008-05-16

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If all else fails, you can blame mike, my danish. :)

by christina comatose ( F P C D )
at 2008-05-16

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Neighbour: Your brick went through my window!
Man: Your window dented my brick!
Man: It's ok, though.
Man: You got away withit this time, pal.

by Ramnik Sandhu
at 2008-05-16

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I run with scissors.
It makes me feel dangerous.

by Ramnik Sandhu
at 2008-05-16

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DRINK COFFEE
Do stupid things faster
With more energy.

by Ramnik Sandhu
at 2008-05-16

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So i'm a biatch, huh?
Well, you're a w horeee.
Personally, i'd rather be
Known for what i do
Not who i screw. lol =]

by Ramnik Sandhu
at 2008-05-16

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