Funny quotes

You ever meet someone and your souls connect?
Yeah, me niether.

by Merci Perpe
at 2012-02-03

rating: 0.0
votes: 0

A Blonde drives to disneyland and she sees a sign that sayes "Disneyland left" so she turnes around and goes home

by hayliee
at 2012-02-01

rating: 4.5
votes: 2

Turn off the logo's, clear all add's, if no logo was an add. clear that as well. Let me see the skies, moon and stars from my town.

by Ole Carsten ( F P C )
at 2012-01-31

rating: 0.0
votes: 0

If I have to smack a lions ass
Just so I can feel like I'm living life
I'll smack both cheeks :)

by Ricky
at 2012-01-31

rating: 5.0
votes: 1

Don't HATE me b/c im beuitful... Don't love me b/c im EASY ..... LOVE b/c im YOURS

by hixx gurl 4 life
at 2012-01-31

rating: 0.0
votes: 0

If ,ifs and buts were candy and nuts we would all have a very mary christmas!:)

by bobbiejo
at 2012-01-30

rating: 3.0
votes: 1

When life gives you lemons squrt it in someones eyes!!!!!!!!!

by bobbiejo
at 2012-01-30

rating: 5.0
votes: 1

OH S**T TRIPPIN NUTS

by Isaiah Sowers
at 2012-01-30

rating: 2.5
votes: 2

If life is like a box of chocolates
Mine must have been left out in the sun

m. ernst 2012

by mike ernst
at 2012-01-30

rating: 5.0
votes: 2

Of all the things i have ever lost
I miss my mind the most

by mike ernst
at 2012-01-29

rating: 5.0
votes: 1