You smeared yourself with honey and waked into the bear pit
"why are you mad at ur juice?"
"because it doesnt tast like grapes! ITS SUPPOSED TO TAST LIKE GRAPES! it doesnt" -.-
(hahaha alana)
Best friends: We are the type of ppl who laugh at a joke 3 times...Once when it's told..... the second time when they explain it....and (five minutes later) when we finally get it.....
Its not that i dont like you, i just dont like you, like you lol wtf?!
I speak two languages
English
&
Sarcasm.
I'm more fluent in the latter.
I'm so bored, I think I'm going to go help the dog chase cars! =D
If you can't get in the door, break a window. =D
Take it as a compliment when someone calls you "weird." Being considered "normal" nowadays isn't exactly something you should look forward to.
Me: i have a heart that pumps blood. you on the other hand have a stone that pumps acid
Him: well hearts are fragile and blood is weak. stone is strong and acid is corrosive so i don't have to worry about getting hurt
Yes! Call me a who*e, But remember, Ive allready been sold by Ruben, And I will never be another ones hoo*er
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