Funny quotes

If I owned a resturant, I would seriously call it, "I Don't Know... Where Do You Want To Go?"
:)

by foxyblondfemme ( F P C D )
at 2005-03-20

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There were two muffins in an oven,
one says to the other "man its hot in here!" the other replies "HOLY SHIT a talking muffin!"

by Rachel A. Corr ( F P C D )
at 2005-07-23

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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

by Esther ( F P C D )
at 2006-09-03

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How come dogs say wolf but cats don't say lion?


Another wonder of the world. Something 2 really think about

by Scarlet Razor ( F C D )
at 2008-07-22

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"'No work included,' my ass!!"

by Julia ( D )
at 2005-07-31

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I used to hate it when aunts and grandmas used to come up to me at weddings and pinch my cheeks and say "your nxt" "your nxt". Well they stopped doing that crap when i started to do it to them at funerals.

by Angel of your darkness ( F P C D )
at 2005-09-22

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What she says:
You and i need to clean.
Theres stuff on the floor
And well have no clothes
If we dont do laundry
NOW!

What he heres:
You and I (BLAH BLAH BLAH)
On the floor (BLAH BLAH BLAH)
No clothes (BLAH BLAH BLAH)
NOW!

by Thornton ( F )
at 2004-11-02

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I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.

( )_( )
(='.'=)
(")-(") Arrivederci!

by Atomic ( F C D )
at 2005-06-21

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Now why is it when a guy hangs out with all girls he is considered gay but when he hangs out with all guys he is considered straight

by Vanya
at 2006-11-28

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After a year of therapy my psychitrest said "well maybe life isn't for everyone"

by HeartBreakHeaven ( F P C )
at 2008-02-26

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