Funny quotes

After a year of therapy my psychiatrist told me "Well . . maybe life isn't for everyone after all."

by oNice ( F C )
at 2009-01-09

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I wish money would have sex in my home and multiply!

by Em ( F P C D )
at 2010-04-14

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The next time you're in Walmart, hide in a clothes rack and when someone is looking through the clothes come out and say "WELCOME TO NARNIA" :)

by rainwhisker
at 2011-05-14

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Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing but they make you smile when you push them down the stairs :)

by velvet kisses ( F P C )
at 2005-09-06

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Life is like a roller coaster, you can scream all you want but you can't leave until it's over.

- Eva Catherine

by goodgirl//2008
at 2006-01-15

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Rumors are vicious,
Talk is cheep,
Words are milisious,
Secrets you should keep,
Gossip is fake and will make the deepest cut,
So learn from you past and keep your mouth shut

by Ashlick ( F )
at 2006-03-27

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PMS is the one time out of every month that us women can act like a man ;)


by Shayna
at 2006-07-12

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Elephant: how come you have two b.o.o.b.s on your back?
Camal: thats funny coming from someone with a d i c k on their face

by 07Ashli
at 2006-07-20

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How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.

by *Amanda
at 2006-12-15

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I tried to see things from your point of view ;; but sadly, I couldn't get my head that far up my ass.

by modern*day*barbie ( F )
at 2007-02-21

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