Funny quotes

When a girl says nothing's wrong -
somethings wrong
when a girl says something's wrong -
everythings wrong
when a girl says everything's wrong-
slowly, walk away!

by L0v3 SuiCid3 ( F )
at 2007-10-07

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votes: 20


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There were two muffins in an oven,
one says to the other "man its hot in here!" the other replies "HOLY SHIT a talking muffin!"

by Rachel A. Corr ( F P C D )
at 2005-07-23

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votes: 20


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I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.

( )_( )
(='.'=)
(")-(") Arrivederci!

by Atomic ( F C D )
at 2005-06-21

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votes: 20


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Be optimistic: everyone you hate will eventually die.

by Shauna ( F )
at 2008-03-17

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Boy: Why do you wear a bra it isnt like you have anything to fill it with!

Girl: You wear pants dont you?

by Daisy duke
at 2006-06-18

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votes: 18


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I had a wet dream about you last night...I pee'd my self laughing when you fell of a cliff.

by the one ( P )
at 2006-10-14

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A guy showed me a picture n said "this is me when I was younger" Every picture is when you were younger. If he was like "this is a picture of me when Im older" Id be like "WTF? Whered you get that camera?!"

by modern*day*barbie ( F )
at 2007-11-18

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After a year of therapy my psychitrest said "well maybe life isn't for everyone"

by HeartBreakHeaven ( F P C )
at 2008-02-26

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ATTENTION!

The aliens are abducting
The hottest and sexiest people alive.

Don't worry,
You're safe..

I just want to tell you goodbye.

by Kristina ( F P C D )
at 2008-04-10

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votes: 18


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Grl: Will you remember me 2mrrw?
Boi: Yes
Grl: Will you remember me in a wk?
Boi: Yes
Grl: Will you remember me in a mth?
Boi: Yes
Grl: Will you remember me in a yr?
Boi: Yes
Grl: Knock knock
Boi: Whos there?
Grl: Liar you forgot me already!!!!

by Yella
at 2006-08-21

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votes: 17


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