When a girl says nothing's wrong -
when a girl says something's wrong -
when a girl says everything's wrong-
slowly, walk away!
L0v3 SuiCid3 ( F )
After a year of therapy my psychitrest said "well maybe life isn't for everyone"
HeartBreakHeaven ( F P C )
Be optimistic: everyone you hate will eventually die.
Shauna ( F )
Boy: Why do you wear a bra it isnt like you have anything to fill it with!
Girl: You wear pants dont you?
I had a wet dream about you last night...I pee'd my self laughing when you fell of a cliff.
the one ( P )
A guy showed me a picture n said "this is me when I was younger" Every picture is when you were younger. If he was like "this is a picture of me when Im older" Id be like "WTF? Whered you get that camera?!"
modern*day*barbie ( F )
The aliens are abducting
The hottest and sexiest people alive.
I just want to tell you goodbye.
Kristina ( F P C D )
If water were vodka
and i was a duck
i swim to the bottem and never come up
but waters not vodka
and im not a duck
so slid me a bottle and
shut the f**k up!!!!
Elementary School- "He started it!"
Middle School- "It was a dare!"
High School- "I was drunk."
A Twist In My Story
After a year of therapy my psychiatrist told me "Well . . maybe life isn't for everyone after all."
oNice ( F C )