Funny quotes

I do know everything, I just can't remember it all at once :)

~KM~

by I Wont Let It Kill Me ( F P C D )
at 2009-10-31

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If you were cruisin for a bruisin,
By morning you'll be achin for Bacon.

by Wolf ( F P D )
at 2009-10-31

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Well Behaved Women Rarley Make History.

by ChelCBayB
at 2009-10-30

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Too bad for heaven too clever for hell

by sammie ( F )
at 2009-10-30

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What happend to the love?!
What happend to the smiles?!
If they're all done I have ONE more question...


What happend to making cookies with me!?!?

(lmao ANNAFRED love you!)
i have messed up friends:P XOXO

by Black Heart Still Beating ( F P )
at 2009-10-28

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That ain't no etch-a-sketch.
That's one doodle that can't be undid homeskillet.
-Juno

by Mess Of A Dreamer ( F )
at 2009-10-28

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I respect ants. Look at how they cooperate with each other. We foolish humans could learn from them a thing or two.

by Countess of Monte Cristo ( F P C D )
at 2009-10-26

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NO ME , NO FUN , KNOW ME , KNOW FUN.

by ALLEN CEM ( P C )
at 2009-10-26

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute screw the fruit!

by The Ghost Of Me ( P )
at 2009-10-25

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Now is my new hour of stress,
Minutes ticking forth a mess!

by MariAnn McMahon
at 2009-10-23

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