Funny quotes

A big black bug beat the big black bear but the big black bear beat the big black bug back.

Say it fast! :D

by Erin
at 2009-10-09

rating: 5.0
votes: 2

A poem a day keeps the doctor away.

by Le Prince de Monte Cristo ( F P C )
at 2009-10-07

rating: 4.3
votes: 3

I know that you know that I know that you know.

by kilman ( F P C D )
at 2009-10-07

rating: 2.6
votes: 5

The more you pedal slower the less you go faster

by Le Prince de Monte Cristo ( F P C )
at 2009-10-06

rating: 4.3
votes: 3

Please Comment on my poem and let me no wat u think... THANKS

by ashley
at 2009-10-06

rating: 1.8
votes: 5

To the husbands thas won us, the losers that lost us and the lucky guys that meet us

by sammie ( F )
at 2009-10-05

rating: 4.7
votes: 3

Go on talk shit about me, your only making me famous

by Jacqueline
at 2009-10-05

rating: 4.8
votes: 4

Him: ah be quiet.
Me: If i shut up u'll get bored.
*long silents*
Me: SEE I bet ur bored now!
Him: ya ur right.

*true convo.*

by Black Heart Still Beating ( F P )
at 2009-10-04

rating: 4.7
votes: 3

Don't run into stop signs they slow you down in life

by VeinsofHate
at 2009-10-03

rating: 4.0
votes: 4

If i had to choose between you and my dog, i would rather choose my dog because he doesn't need as much food as you do.

by beekrazee
at 2009-10-03

rating: 5.0
votes: 3