Please tell your pants it's rude to point.

Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.

Keep playing with it and it might break.

Feeling like a ninja after watching an action movie.

Calling you a B!c+h is an insult to my dog...

Standing on the edge of tomorrow, waiting for the rest of my life to start. Trying to figure out how to hit play on the rest of my life. Waiting for everything to get easier.

The next time you're in Walmart, hide in a clothes rack and when someone is looking through the clothes come out and say "WELCOME TO NARNIA" :)

Sometimes I wonder if it's just me or is it really a cat and mouse chase between your best friend and your boyfriend. Can't they just get along?

Cars can kiss my pedestrian ass.

If you have someone that will put up with you still doing sidewalk chalk at 30 don't ever leave them .