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If your nice, you can call me sweety. If your sweet you can call me hunny. If your hot you can call me tonight. :)

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When life seems heavy and doll, take a dump and you lighten up!

by Mads Avnboeg ( P )
at 2009-09-05

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"So did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?"

-Mike Newton

by LOrii Baybee ( F P C )
at 2009-09-04

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The person smiling when something's gone wrong has found somebody else to blame.

by alienbaby
at 2009-09-03

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Pleasee comment && rate my poems..
ill return the fav.

<3
dominique

by xXBabii GurlXx ( F D )
at 2009-09-03

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SEX IS NOT THE ANSWER!

Sex is the question.

"Yes" is the answer.

by deity ( F )
at 2009-09-03

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The earth is moving around the sun at 67,000 miles per hour and it looks like you tried to stop it with your face.

by deity ( F )
at 2009-09-03

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"Hey, don't insult the cereal!"

by Pickle
at 2009-08-31

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" Chocolate is the bext cure i think"

- Jessica a sweedish back packer i met :)

by JP49 ( C D )
at 2009-08-31

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"So did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?"

-Mike Newton

by imyours4now ( F C D )
at 2009-08-29

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