Ha! Aside from the format ... And how it looks, this was a pleasure to read.

Very clever and wonderful to read. Really very enjoyable to read

I really like how you wrote this, it had a neat flow. Really good write.

This is different to the usual love story poem etc but excellent. I like what you did and how you had a bit of a twisted sense of humour. I am a non believer so it's something I'd do lol well written

Creative write!